For those Golfaholics who have heard of The Masters... the John Cena Classic ("JCC") is The Master's drunken fueled second cousin first removed. Each year in late fall/early winter four competitors face off in a marathon of golf. Two teams compete for the glory that is the JCC Trophy. Scramble play, with a dash of shotgunning beers, is the measure of a true championship worthy duo. Mental and physical acumen are paramount in the quest for this prized possession. Only the brave, proud, and determined are eligible for this achievement, and for the others..... shame....shame.... shame